Paper adventures
Day стрессообильный has stood out. All has begun with that... Actually, all has begun much earlier, that I have not ruined examinations in postgraduate study. And last night I have decided to sit down for a wheel.
In the morning the Lawful owner авто has concerned this invention submissively since knew, that anything me to overpersuade it is impossible, especially reasonable arguments, and even has allowed to transport the precious body to a work place. So, I go. The sun shines. Dark glasses in a glove compartment are not present. Where points from a glove compartment disappeared? I squeeze in five millimetres (well, centimetres) from any форда, I overtake КамАЗ. It is not enough pleasant. Oh to me these morning roads.
- Замдекана will be only tomorrow. Leave for the signature, I will transfer.
The girl tensely looks at me. Why I do not leave? Lovely I smile. The house of cards of my hopes falls. All kept on it of the foolish signature. Day obviously was not set. The bureaucratic machinery did not wish to rotate with the speed necessary to me. On couple of days I could relax. Council "not to strain" not прокатывал. With these gloomy thoughts I left outside.
- Frosty, however... - I have thought and have climbed in the machine waiting me. The seat still was lukewarm, that was the unique pleasant moment for all morning. And here a demon me попутал. I have decided to "go round" a stopper. Meal to myself тихохонько on ours расейским to potholes, I call in on boondocks of a temple of a science and I see, how in a fairy tale: three roads – directly you will go – in a tree you will drive, to the right you will go – in a pool you will call in, on the left you will go – on idea of the promised you will meet... « And why also is not present »- I have thought and have gone. In vain. It is not necessary to force events. Especially on our Russian impassability. The right wheel is shorter has failed. In a treacherous hole of an origin unknown to me. Neither forward, nor back car to go did not want. A panic. The meeting with the promised was drawn. Here they, Russian signs – when it is not necessary always work. The promised to meet it would be desirable least. Though call I to it – would ride. Would saddle public transport, last copecks бомбисту would remove from pockets full of holes. In the meantime the car in an unnatural pose has fallen asleep in metre from the treasured purpose – roads. I with a clever kind and little bit become stupid sight have inspected a scene. Has sat down back. Has sat. Looked at by passing cars with such kind, that and it is necessary. That at me all apprx.
Has dialled number of the brother-rabbit. The rabbit has answered with a sleepy voice:
- The third case is where? Where the first?
All right, we will give the discount at 8:30 am. In 20 minutes the rabbit has asked, where to it to turn, to the right or on the left when it will defend a stopper and will reach to a crossroads.
Has recollected, how the rabbit came, when the key from a door was lost. A door elementary вышибли. From a foot. Has presented, that can happen in the given concrete case. Has recollected once again the promised. Has understood, that it is necessary to operate independently. That rescue rolling – a handwork know whom.
Has gone to native University - neither more, nor it is less – behind a shovel. Never thought, that itself I will ask for somebody a shovel. I was looked perfectly with a shovel наперевес and in all white. On субботник too always светленькое dressed – that отмазаться – a pier, we will be soiled. And now here voluntary. By the way, has learnt, that shovels happen two kinds. Has already forgotten, what. Distances which was available – that is that which does not approach to dig out. Have wished good luck. And on those thanks. Thought, I will dig out a wheel and I will leave. I stand I dig. Долбаю this долбаный ice. And all because of what? Because of any pieces of paper!
Here the uncle runs up to me.
- The girl! Дак you have failed! And I think, that you here stand, wait, whether that whom? And then I look with a shovel – well, I think, precisely, has failed.
It was so is glad, so is glad, that I too have started to smile.
- Can not dig! Here the hatch!
It's just one thing after another.
- Not you the first!
Probably, it is a hobby at it such – to look, how cars in the hatch fail.
- Ща, muzhiks I will call, we will pull out! And I think, that stand? Ща! A shovel back bear!
Well, the world not without kind people. I bear back a shovel. And on the hunter – and the animal runs. One more saviour. Give speaks a cable you we will pull. But for the lack of an aperture for which a cable to attach, the idea has been rejected, and the first variant with muzhiks instead of a jack has held good. On time, two, three have lifted. I have left, Glory to you, My God! Thanks, people kind!
I call to a rabbit – I speak: «Ужо everything, turn sledge».
In the evening there was other question – to speak or not to speak to the promised? To begin type – all is good, the fine marchioness, well will think there... Or on the contrary to frighten, a pier has failed in the hatch, flied long and without a parachute, the blessing, aeropillows are, were useful. No, such things, I think, do not joke.
Well, the promised at home does not spend the night today, and that would ache all the evening long. And so let on work shares experiences – the blessing there man's solidarity blossoms terry colour. Well here you, for example, would began to feed a companion who has returned from fishing home to the wife without fish? And I would not become. And they became. And still поди that the best slices palmed off on it, more fatly.
I put experiment. I say a word "car" – in a tube pressure vibrates. I tell. The speeded up knock of the heart, the dried up lips, an interrupting voice. I reach a cable – «Morons! There all will come off» - the shout which is getting off on a falsetto. I speak: «First, business is not has reached a cable, secondly, as it is possible to name the people who have pulled out your car from the hatch, morons, thirdly, would disconnect the rough imagination, fourthly, about me could see to it, fifthly, you do not have either a cable in a luggage carrier, or jack...»
- Sixthly, – it has suddenly interrupted, – there it is necessary to lift an upholstery, and there will be to you a jack.
- Who knew, that there it is necessary to lift and that there will be – I reply.
- Дак to be interested it would be necessary, could call.
- Aha, that you have arrived on love wings...
- You are afraid of me?
- Very much. Well to come tomorrow for you? Or on трамвайчике?
Heavy silence.
- I will call tomorrow.
You will buy to my the car?
Sound of a falling body.
- Joke!
Well also I should поморализаторствовать under a curtain. Do not try to alter all affairs for one day! Do not dream at all! All unforeseen circumstances concern philosophically. Carry with itself a shovel.
P.S. One pleases: any the enemy will not pass, will not pass on our roads. If in the hatch will not fail, snow necessarily засыпет. And therefore – sleep easy, a native land!
Anna Krasavina
lisa Alisa
31.03.2007 10:45
CLASS!!!!!
Especially I liked the comment on our roads... The truth, pure water!!!...
Here so usually also happens... When a heap of affairs also it is necessary to make all very quickly... Necessarily something will prevent....
THE MEANNESS LAW!!!!!.....
Jury
12.10.2007 17:51
I would like to learn co-ordinates of club "Autolady" or who can will prompt the reference to a site? Thanks brothers
Galina
23.03.2008 13:48
I will tell as the sister, the site at them is not present :)
Girl
21.07.2008 02:58
Very lovely)