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If these cheerful and not so, amusing, at times инфернальных, unexpected, shocking, places of touching and lovely mugs were not – sometime all of them equally followed invent!
The whole shocks collected of a dash and слэшей scarlet roses, jambs of butterflies waving by wings, harmonous fences exulting and not so скобочек, smiles – winking – tears – anger - kisses – disappointment - a call for help – flirtation – and even wedding – all is the whole life! And what, if all these lovely graphic creations "will sometime outgrow" the founders, will grasp the world or will organise trade union and in a uniform brotherly impulse will depart on another юзерную a planet? A Utopia? Let's check up! Also we will be prepared. You give week WITHOUT SMILIES! Day the first: the first step is the hardest! And who only has invented these most прилипчивые multi-coloured badges without which both the song does not develop, and the hand does not print, and thought нейдет?! Still Vladimir Nabokov somehow wrote, that it would be quite good to enter a special sign on a punctuation for a smile designation is there could be «a certain curve or a parentheses laying on one side». In total any couple of years back to me, it is remembered, still for a long time explained, that it for "animal" such Smilie with a beautiful name, accompanying explanations the request to turn a head on 90 degrees, that in a badge :-) – about a miracle! – I am unexpected for myself have seen a smile, instead of шифрованную тайнопись in the form of a colon, a dash and brackets. Thanks inventive Nabokov: today I without these freakish flourishes also cannot present the life! They – everywhere: on fences, vests, магнитиках for a refrigerator, newspapers and magazines, literary works, sms, but most of all them is in the boundless seas of electronic networks.
And if you not smalikoljub-smajlikopotrebitel and at all do not use in the written speech by this favourite extremely fashionable reception of expressiveness – "waves" of such sedition will not forgive to you also will take out for a roadside of the electronic space. Well and where yourself to put with all "not written out" графоманством when a precept of grandfather Lev Tolstoi for me «you can not write – do not write» - the talk of the town? I try not to write. I gnaw nails, I click sunflower seeds, I play with myself in cities, I measure by steps – at first normal, then лиллипутовыми - the area from kitchen to a sleeping room, but only I do not write. I disconnect the power supply at the computer, I hide under floors all pencils available in the house and handles. Not - pi-shu!
Day of the second: whirlwinds hostile. And an intimate electronic companion all призывней starts to gleam the glossy monitor, reflecting in the is mysterious-attracting electronic depth my is unfortunate-cloudy face. Ah, as all the same I like to write! To drive all these uncountable макулатурные waves of an Internet diary, blogs, infinite, as rolls, forums, the maiden album, posts of the Mail-agent and ICQ! As there without me the darling to heart and small pillows of fingers page ЖЖ, and after all still «My world», «Вконтакте», "Schoolmates"!. I remember-remember, how our favourite МарьВанна conducted at us social science lessons! And after all on it also explained once to us, that the right to write – in a printing way, in a capital way, and also in any language and freely to express the thoughts, whatever they were, any citizen (and to the citizen!) our country the Constitution and the law on obligatory school education guarantees!
So, having suppressed last sighs of conscience and firmly having promised itself to include the computer of all only on a half-hour, not forgetting up to the end to bear the бессмайликовый a cross in our operation «Ы», furtively I make the way to a badge "Internet" and... I print-print-print! With relish, selflessly and to умопомрачения. And the main thing - without any smilies! tsifrovo-bukvenno-skobochkovyh, even animated goggle-eyed and macrostomatous "tablets". The most interesting, that, is valid, equal through half of hour, not having been in time and to begin, this dialogue slowly and has truly practically come to naught. In my address the bewilderment, puffing red monsters, bombs and even, the truth, graphic, but shells fell down. One splinter has not passed by, having sunk down in the soul. I have received about following maintenances a post: « As it is possible to be such cold, stale and insensible! I to you with all soul, hearts-rozochkami-red cheeks, and you have shown a bit of generosity only on a faceless set of letters "Love"... »
Day the third: to read between smilies. Indeed, really the alphabet from any 33 letters, one exclamation mark moreover a dots can express all completeness of moods, feelings and emotions – I sincerely was upset. «Our best words – to intonation», - were written at a dawn of 20 centuries by Marina Tsvetaeva. So, 130000 words of modern Russian, a considerable quantity of verbal adverb turns and all taste and advantage art тропов are powerless before «всетевленными» юзерскими minds and hearts? Мимикрирующие mugs, clockwork figures – more distinct and accessible "language"?
Well is not present – there was in full growth in me a played passion of the young experimenter – to struggle for cleanliness of Russian written speech – so to struggle up to the end. Triumphal. After all or (смайлы) they us (users) – or we them. And I have tried to recollect that бессмайликовское old kind time - the first love notes and compositions on the literature. Has tried for a while and to return this head most rejected before under a corner in 90 degrees in a former condition. And after all there and then all was not less good! Clearly and readably. You represent "Evgenie Onegina", translated into language of smilies? Well, навроде желтенького франтовитого колобочка Женьки and розовенького a ball representing beauty Tatyana Larin, and between them on середке a smilie with a heart and скобочки, designating the letter?
Day the fourth: a grand piano in bushes. I have decided to make a concession and conclude with myself the bargain: time the most part of Internet community and, in particular, all my contact-sheet persistently does not divide my slogan «Is not present to smilies» and uses the last as a plug and a knife, I will talk well, in language of interlocutors, but a special, pojasnitelno-explanatory method. So, I have begun вкраплять in the speech a considerable quantity заскобированных inserted designs. (Here I laugh, хахаха), (here to me all the same), (on this place I would like to cry). Something like such theatrical notes. Words-explanatories instead of mugs. In my opinion, well and clearly. Fingers long slid on the keyboard, but after all after all and Goncharov's "eternal" novel «Обломов» was written by the author throughout all his life!
It turned out vastly, but after all and it is possible to be uttered in full volume, in all completeness of shades and senses. Smilies – after all they in something are similar to a floor-mat. Not to say many superfluous words - we are sometimes expressed обсценно. And in general, to what to assimilate to that boy from Tolstoy's story, shouting constantly: «Wolves, wolves!», though actually no wolves and in помине existing. We have so got used to all it skobochkam-kolobkam, that when and it is necessary to express really strong feelings, us simply do not understand, how it has already occurred to me... Whether is easier, it is not more interesting to decorate the syllable not only and not so much beautiful jumping up and blinking figures, instead of less amusing and "tasty" tracks, allegories, short назывными designs?
On the such I am raised-pozitivistkom a chord already stopped to write the report on the fourth bottom of my life without smilies as phone call signs have informed on the new delivered message: «We have grasped the world, resistance is useless, having opened this message, you automatically make active transfer of your keyboard into emoticons».
Day the fifth: SOS!
Alisa Winter